Let's all admit that our plan to make the president a 24 hour saint didn't go like we planned and we need to think up something else to distract the media.
Well, if nobody else has an idea, why don't we ask Krauss what he thinks?
Krauss, as you know we went with YOUR idea in the first place, and had the president pull the troops out of Syria. But, doing that is going to help Russia! We don't want to help RUSSIA, Krauss!
...the answer is very simple, gentlemen. We pick up the phone and call ISIS and tell them they won.
What? Tell the enemy they won? Why would we do that?
...have you seen the price of gas these days, general? ISIS sells oil and they're very very wealthy people. Yes, they chop off an occasional head or two....but that's none of our business, is it?
Somebody get the phone. This better work, Krauss!
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