Gentlemen, we're here to discuss an urgent matter. Our current "president" is in hot water in the media and we need to change their headlines to something else.
"Why don't we go to WAR."
We thought about that a year ago, but congress won't let us invade anyplace that doesn't have oil. We have to think of something else!
...might I make a suggestion?
You know a country we can invade to fool the media, Krauss?
...the answer is simple, don't you see? We are in the middle of 5 wars currently, yes? The answer is...we simply leave one.
Leave a WAR? How in the Hell do we leave a war to fool the media and make this "president" look good?
...your question is unimportant. The president has the newspapers talking about his criminal actions. So, what you must do is make him look like a saint for 24 hours. If congress won't allow you to invade an oil-rich country, then we leave an oil-less country...like Syria, for example.
Hahahahahahahahaha! God damn, that's good.
Call the president. I think we have a way to get the media to bite another fish.
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