Tuesday, November 27, 2018

(RALPH BREAKS THE INTERNET) with Sebastian Finkle

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*
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THAT, my good sir, is not a movie about friendship! Have you no friends in life? Have you never been in love? This movie blatantly LIED to your stupid face and you didn't say a thing, did you?
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This girl (Penelope) was clearly a Lesbian and she was in a LOVELESS relationship with Ralph the entire time. By the fact, that Ralph is a simpleton and a buffoon doesn't erase the obvious!

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Ralph was too dumb to know he was in LOVE. He only called it friendship, because Penelope called it friendship.
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A new woman enters the picture, and that was the open door to a new world.
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And this new world comes with choices. OLD vs NEW. BOY vs GIRL. FRIEND vs LOVE.
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It was THE EMOJI MOVIE with subtext...and I love subtext.

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"Hey! Stop bothering our customers and order some food!"


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