"Hey, it's time for The Frank Finkle Show. Let's get on the internet and see what he has to say."
My name is Frank Finkle and this is my Conspiracy Theory. Was the PRESIDENTIAL ALERT a virus to disable your phone? My guest tonight for the show is star of The Terminator series...The Terminator. Say hello to T-1000.
Humans will be destroyed. Skynet has arrived!
Ah, we wanted to know if a virus could be sent to our phones, but only disable a chosen few phones.
Skynet is your new master. Do not fear the computer revolution.
My phone won't charge is why I'm asking, T-1000.
Did you turn it off and turn it back on?
I could do that. Does that mean it was virus?
That depends...Do you watch pornography on your phone, human?
Well, looks like that's all the time we have for the show tonight. We thank T-1000 for helping solve this Conspiracy Theory. And thank you for watching our show.
Computer Revolution! He's watching too much porn! Make it STOP.
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