Sunday, October 7, 2018

"Conspiracy Theory" with Frank Finkle (ART OF DISTRACTION)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*
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"Would you look at the time? I think The Frank Finkle Show is coming on the internet right about now."
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My name is Frank Finkle and this is my Conspiracy Theory. Is the media feeding us entertainment instead of serious news using the ART OF DISTRACTION? My guest tonight is magician Doug Henning. Hello, Henning. How are you?

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Yes, it is I...did you hear what Kanye West just said on Twitter, Mr. Finkle?

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Well...I didn't hear what he said. What was it?

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He didn't say anything, Mr. Finkle. I was demonstrating the ART OF DISTRACTION.
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Oh, you're trying to make a point about magic, is that it?

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Magic?...There's no such thing as "magic", Mr. Finkle. I'm an illusionist. And I use illusions. Don't you see a ball in my hand?
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No. I see a triangle.

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There was NOTHING in my hand, Mr. Finkle. What you saw was an object I wanted you to see. But in reality, I was avoiding the question you asked me. How I am...the answer is wonderful.
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Oh. So, is that what the media is doing to us? Changing news topics to anti-news topics?

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Look for the balls or ignore the balls, Mr. Finkle. It's all about the balls!
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Ok, well thanks for coming to the show. I better go check Twitter after this to make sure Kanye West is still real.


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