"Hello, Moviepass?...Hello? I want to buy a ticket to see GEARS UP."
Hang up the phone. There's no one there.
"It has to be, dumbass. We just paid $10 to watch that Dwayne THE ROCK Johnson movie of yours."
They ran out of money. Call AMC. They have the same Moviepass if you get an A-List card.
"Should we try something new? GEARS UP is going to be the best movie out this year."
Wait a minute, wait a minute, I think I heard somebody breathing on the other end. SAY SOMETHING, YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!
They can't pay their bills, I'm telling you. There's nobody there. If anybody's going to see GEARS UP, they're just going to have to pay full price.
No...no...nope....no.
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