(ROSEANNE TV SHOW) with Sebastian Finkle

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My name is Sebastian Finkle and for some unknown reason, the writers of this putrid blog have asked me to appear for a review. Of what, I have no idea.



Perhaps, it's a recognition of my greatest work in foreign cinema critique? Perhaps, it's to congratulate me in my many acclaims as a bon-vivant? What could it be?



"Excuse us, Mr Finkle. Could you do a blog on the ROSEANNE SHOW being canceled over racist allegations on Twitter?"


"The audience just found out she's had her shows pulled off-the-air on Paramount Network, TV Land, and CMT."


Television?...Might I remind you that I, Sebastian Finkle, critique FILM not television?


However, I do agree with the fact that it took only ONE DAY for a rich celebrity to remember she's too Jewish to be crazy and not White enough to be racist and get away with it. Thank you...

(SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY) with Sebastian Finkle

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How do I put this?...I am a FILM CRITIC. I was asked to do a review for this pathetic excuse for a blog show. Whoever is reading this, I want you to know, I've lost all respect for you as a human being. Now...on to the movie. SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY.


You see, film is a precious thing to worship in it's own way. And when you mouth breathers go to see great works of art, you can't possibly appreciate it the way a critic can.


SOLO was the title character, however, our film was about the women in our story. The women were the hero from beginning until the end. There was a suicide for the greater cause, a sacrifice of soul, a mission for equality, and a consequence of circumstance. Simply marvelous...


Oh yes, I forgot. They almost left out the part of the movie where it actually became Star Wars and showed the audience a Light Saber and some magic for the rest of YOU PEOPLE who paid for a Star Wars movie without all that other garbage for film critics to enjoy.

ANNA BRIGGS by Dustin Tan

Elura is timeless. Inspired by the tones of the desert and colors of vintage National Geographic magazines, Los Angeles based photographer Dustin Tan captured blonde dream Anna Briggs against the sun-kissed backdrop of Joshua Tree. Combined with the dreamy lighting and desert color palette, this series conveys a glimpse of the bigger picture that creative studio Elura strives for in their work. All dresses by Loup Charmant and crochet bag by Catzorange.”

Photography: Dustin Tan, @dustin_tan
Creative Studio: Elura, @eluraofficial, elura.com
Model: Anna Briggs, @glutengirll
Fashion: Loup Charmant, @loupcharmant
Bags: Catzorange, @catzorange

by Piers Bosler

“The gorgeous newcomer model Sydney and I had been wanting to set up a shoot for some time.” he explains. “For this special theme though I thought it would tell a better story with multiple models. The nomad world traveler Jess  happened to be in town the day of our shoot. And of course my girlfriend and muse Natasha joined. So we had a redhead, a blonde and a brunette.” he continues.

“We shot in the middle of the day in Topanga canyon. Throughout our shoot hikers would hike by to find three naked models prancing about. Most didn’t mind, but a few scuffed and shook their heads. Many photographers don’t like shooting in harsh mid day sun, but enjoy playing with hard shadows. Overall pretty happy with how these came out.” Styling done by Jess. M. Turner, make-up by Omayma Ramzy and hair by Allison McGillicuddy.

Photographer: @bozvision
Models: @sydvantil,  Nastsha @peacecreature
Stylist: @styledbyjt
Makeup: @miyma_ramzy
Hair: @allydoesmakeup

Inside the FINKLE Writer's Room (NEW JOKE IDEAS)

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Hey boss, I know we say around here "We're gonna pull a show out of our ass", but don't you think you're taking this too far?


Excuse me, writer's room? You have a visitor on his way for a meeting.



You hear that? We've got a meeting comin' up. Don't you think your prostate exam can wait until the meeting is over?


It's Lou Finkle.



On second thought...why don't you pull out a show with dancing girls. We haven't done a show on dancing girls yet.