Monday, May 28, 2018

(SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY) with Sebastian Finkle

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*
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How do I put this?...I am a FILM CRITIC. I was asked to do a review for this pathetic excuse for a blog show. Whoever is reading this, I want you to know, I've lost all respect for you as a human being. Now...on to the movie. SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY.
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You see, film is a precious thing to worship in it's own way. And when you mouth breathers go to see great works of art, you can't possibly appreciate it the way a critic can.
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SOLO was the title character, however, our film was about the women in our story. The women were the hero from beginning until the end. There was a suicide for the greater cause, a sacrifice of soul, a mission for equality, and a consequence of circumstance. Simply marvelous...
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Oh yes, I forgot. They almost left out the part of the movie where it actually became Star Wars and showed the audience a Light Saber and some magic for the rest of YOU PEOPLE who paid for a Star Wars movie without all that other garbage for film critics to enjoy.


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