Frank Finkle (TEDtalk)

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I've been thinking, Frank. Maybe after the Real Housewives are done with me, you could put in one of your shows, huh?


I could...but...who are you again?



So far, I'm just "token man" number three on the show, but I call myself Ted.


I never heard of this joker. Why am I talking to him? I told you to bring me those space girls from Finkle Objects.



I think you'll get better Google ratings if you stick with me, Frank.


Gee, Ted...Half naked girls in space versus wrinkled boring old man in a suit doesn't seem like much of a choice.



Yes, I know...you COULD wear a better suit.

"Finkle Films" (AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR)

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This movie has so much. I don't know where to start and where to stop. I think, instead of talking about the same thing everybody else is talking about, we should talk about the thing that NOBODY is talking about....Human/Android relationships.



It's not racist to talk about this...in fact, it's NOT two different races at all. It's a woman who's in love with a machine.



Yes, he can make his body seem like it's wearing a sweater. But it's NOT even a sweater. It's a machine creating an illusion of a sweater.


His words are reproductions of pre-programmed conversations from a international database. It's not original questions or responses. The human woman is falling in love with...the idea of love.


Their relationship should matter to everyone in the movie, because it's a tragic story of a confused woman, who can make weapons of mass destruction out of her hands. That VISION character had to die. In a way, that crazy woman was even more dangerous then the villain in the movie.



Whew...I think we need to do another review just to talk about all the stuff we saw.

"Finkle High School" (INTRODUCTION)

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Is it just me or does everybody seem to be acting funny around me on the first week of high school?


It's like people are judging me by the way I look and dress. Why do you think that is?



"Ok, next week we make fun of her nose. The week after that, we make fun of her shoes. And if we do this right we'll plan her mental breakdown by final exams."



Hey, is this what you girls do in Alabama when there's no video games? 'Cause I can bring a Nintendo to class and nobody gets shot...

SHYLA JENNINGS wins!

Shyla Is One Of The Best Of The Lesbian Best!

Sexy all-girl star Shyla Jennings stars in Elegant Angel's latest lesbian release "Lesbian Performers Of The Year 2018" directed by AVN Hall of Famer Pat Myne. Jennings enjoys and is enjoyed by great all-girl performer Charlotte Stokely in this and the movie is all about celebrating the best and most awarded/nominated all-girl performers. It also stars AVN All-Girl Performer of the Year Jenna Sativa, Aiden Ashley, Darcie Dolce, Serena Blair,  Jayden Cole and Val Dodds. If you are a girl/girl fan, you need to watch this movie!

"I love that the movie is about all-girl performers' empowerment within the adult industry."

"I love that I got to work with my Penthouse Pet sister Charlotte Stokely."

"I love that during the sex we were allowed to just be ourselves and go crazy on each other, making for an excellent scene."

"I love the director Pat Myne. He was such a fun and inspirational guy to be around on set."

"I love that every year Elegant Angel takes the time to recognize the beautiful lesbian performers we have within this incredible industry."

All of the images and video here appear courtesy of Elegant Angel. Follow Jennings on Twitter to keep up with all of her sexy porn star doings and click right here to watch "Lesbian Performers Of The Year 2018" right now!

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"Finkle Objects" (KEURIG COFFEE)

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"Ever notice since 17 came back from time travel, the crew has been asking her to do odd jobs around the ship?"



We hear you've brought something back from the 20th century, 17? What is it?



"It's called coffee."



Is that a fact now?...



...Oh No!!! 34 has passed out! Quick, 17. Make some of that COFFEE and help her out.



"Hmm, nice try...I didn't bring back a maid. Go and make the coffee yourself, Kevin."

TIA MALLIA by Alejandro Pereira

Venezuelan, but Madrid based photographer Alejandro Pereira shares another beautiful classy set. This time he teamed up with Tia Mallia from London who loves autumn, food and wandering around the streets.

Photography Alejandro Pereira @alejandro.waa
Model: Tia Mallia from London @tia_mallia

by Clara Novelli

“When I came across Erika’s profile I decided I NEEDED to photograph her.” Clara smiles. “So you can imagine my happiness when I discovered she was living in the same city than I. She’s just a perfect beauty, poses very naturally, and is an amazing and professional model.

My idea for the second set I did with her was to try taking photos like I’m used to: stealing moments, real faces and emotions, no fake poses/supermodel stuff. I usually photograph “normal” people, and this is was what I wanted to do with Erika as well. So I invited her to my house, and we had a great time working together. When I was checking out the photos in the end I was so satisfied! We also had some pleasant outdoor time on the rooftop, smoking and enjoying Tuscany spring, until we went back downstairs to catch some beautiful light in my bedroom.”

Photography by www.instagram.com/clellinovara
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Model: www.instagram.com/khaleesi_sgh