Monday, January 8, 2018

"Conspiracy Theory" with Mickey Mouse (MEN IN BLACK)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*


Hi, Bagels!
How would you like me to tell you a Conspiracy Theory?
Well, it all started last night after supper, and these guys walked in the house and said:

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"Excuse me, are you Mickey J. Mouse?"


Yeah, who's askin'?

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"Never mind that. Did you come in contact with a rabbit that goes by the name of Bugs Bunny recently?"



I sure did. He's a good fella'. I got pictures of him right here...let me find it.

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"Are you aware this Bugs Bunny is hiding a space alien?"


A what?

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"A space alien. This is a very dangerous space alien, Mr. Mouse."


Gosh, how dangerous?

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"This space alien has tried at least 62 times to destroy the Earth in different and bizarre ways.
One time with a death ray, one time with ray gun, another time he sent an orange haired monster wearing tennis shoes."


Gosh....is wasn't Donald Trump was it?

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"Was that a joke, Mr. Mouse?
If you see this Bugs Bunny again, Mr. Mouse, please contact us immediately."


You bet I will.



Oh dear, the jig is up. Abort mission. Abort! Abort!




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