CHOCOLATE SALISBURY CATHEDRAL by The Finkle Writer's Room

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*


They did it! They did the terrorist attack. Did you see it?



Terrorist attack? I didn't hear anything about a terrorist attack today.



How important of an attack was it if I didn't hear about it?


ISIS is working with Russia and they're sending British people a box of chocolate Salisbury cathedrals.


Yep....yep....yep...ok.


They're probably laced with POISON so whatever you do, DON'T open the box!



-gulp-



General, what did he say?



Ahh...I think the chocolate gingerbread house on the table was meant for my wife.