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"What if we did another show about allegories. Why don't you do one about these mail bombs on the news."
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You mean how conspiracy theorist are doubting the bombs are terrorism or even real at all? I think I have an idea about how to do a show about that.
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Robert DeNiro? They sent a mail bomb to Robert DeNiro? That makes ME want to VOTE.
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This copy you're writing is amazing, Mr. Satan. How do you know just what to say to make normal people question reality?
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Oh me? I've done nothing. I'm only writing a Comedy routine to entertain the audience. I'm not powerful enough to make anyone question reality. That's the reader's responsibility to know what I'm saying is lies.
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Lies...Yes, lies!...hahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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"Yeah, that's a good one. Because nothing makes people want to turn off the television and leave the house to vote more then hearing about terrorist attacks."
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