I've got an idea for your play, sir. Why don't you invite the Russians over for dinner in your play? They could stay in the Royal House right next to the king's wife.
That's not a bad idea. You already made the wife a foreigner, haven't you? They could be having an affair. Why don't you write that in your play?
Honestly, how long do you think the audience is going to keep watching this play after you've put in so many crazy ideas anyway?
If you write it correctly, the audience will forget all about those hookers peeing on his bed from Act 1 and the porn star in Act 2.
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