I hear those damn fools in America are celebrating again. What is this time? A new sandwich at Burger King...?
No sir. They call it 'da Forf' of July, sir. Something 'bout their independence, an all 'dat.
What's wrong wit' bein' English I say?
\"I don't see anything wrong with being English? We don't have all those nasty bits in our streets being televised in the paper."
Yes....You mean the gun violence. Those Americans are a bunch of savages, aren't they?
"Indeed. Those Americans should be as civilized as us English."
Very true, very true...by the way, it's still illegal to shoot the Scottish with a crossbow on Sundays. So I brought my gun this time...God save the Queen.
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