BREAKING NEWS: Actor Simon Pegg wants to play the role as Captain Britain in Disney's Marvel Universe.
"How about that? America is ready to let us fiction writers make a foreigner who can compete with it's comic book propaganda. That's great."
I repeat! Captain Britain...he's British. You know what those people are like? They have bad teeth and go around eating cookies. Do you want to pay money to see some British guy in a movie eating our cookies?
"Hmm, I wonder how the British fight crime and eat cookies at the same time. I bet their super power is...somehow...cookie related. Maybe they throw the cookies or sharpen a cookie into a knife and stab people with it. I have so many questions."
What kind of blog is this? Listen, Captain Britain doesn't eat cookies! Just put me in your damn movie, you stupid wankers!
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