Tuesday, April 17, 2018

"Real Housewives Of FINKLE" (RACISM DETECTOR)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*
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Did you hear that Starbucks is facing protest over racial profiling? Somebody accused me of that once on LOVE BOAT. It was one time a woman told me about the Racism Detector all minorities have when we say something inappropriate.

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"I got you! I knew I'd catch one of you people trying to come on the boat illegally. Get out of there, Maria."

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"Take this guitar and play some songs for the paying customers, Maria. Earn your keep."

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"And when you're done with that guitar, I'm going to come back in here and use all the Spanish words I learned from high school. You understand me, Maria?" 

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It wasn't until after the show was over, she told me her name was Charo...I felt so bad, I didn't even noticed when she took out a knife and stabbed me a couple of times and took my wallet.


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