Sunday, April 1, 2018

"Finkle Films" ( READY PLAYER ONE)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*
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Everybody loves the 80's, right? I mean except for all those people who got AIDS. Well, this movie is about your love of the 80's and they remind you of one thing that was a problem back then...homeless people.
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You see, in the future, people will be living in stacks of trailers in the middle of the city. Mostly because they're poor. But they're NOT.

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And the reason these people aren't POOR is because everybody can afford luxury VR video game items. Even though NOBODY in the stack of trailers has a job!
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Is the movie pretty to look at?...Yes. If you paid your money to watch a bunch of pretty lights flash on the screen then you'll be satisfied. But, if you want to watch a story, then you're getting a movie that's 30 years out of time.
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What you're getting is a story about a boy who has to save the farm by winning a contest so he can get lots of money blah blah blah blah. Which by the way, that's 50% of every 80's Comedy films I've ever watched and I'm sick of seeing them.
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We're not going to say we loved this movie just because Spielberg is behind it. That's being a hack! And we're not movie critic hacks.

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So...we can't say it stinks.


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