Tonight on the Late Late Night Comedy Blog, is The Conspiracy Theories of Detective Columbo!
Just one more thing...Have you ever heard of YouTube?
You see, my wife, she has a Conspiracy Theory that BRITTANY MURPHY and her husband were both murdered with poison. And YouTube is telling you who did it.
"You don't think I did it, do you, Columbo?"
No. YouTube wants me to look at another person. Her name is Julia Davis. She's a Ukrainian immigrant and was a border patrol agent in 2002.
What does she have to do with Brittany Murphy and her husband?
You see, in 2002 she claimed she saw 23 guys from terrorist states pass the border patrol checkpoint and when she told her supervisor and the FBI she was labeled a whistle blower.
...so she quit her job and sued the government.
Now, here's where Brittany Murphy comes in.
Brittany Murphy was going to testify in court that Julia Davis wasn't doing a MOVIE and talking about the pending case while she was on leave.
But, that's seems very innocent enough. Why would anybody kill over that?
"Well, Columbo..what if Brittany Murphy didn't want to testify on behalf of Julia Davis?
What if Julia Davis needed that testimony so much that she needed to make sure Brittany Murphy didn't testify AGAINST her in a court of law?"
That would make since. Because the funny thing is...her husband BJ Davis was making a movie about Julia's case. And BJ Davis had all his money taken by the IRS. You see, he didn't believe in paying his taxes and they took it from his bank account.
"Yes, and after the couple killed Brittany Murphy, they had to kill the husband to make sure he never asked too many questions. As a Ukrainian, her American status and marriage was in jeopardy. How did they die again?"
They were poisoned.
"You mean, like becoming a family friend. Going to their house with a gift, such a wine...and letting nature take it's course. One of them would die slowly first. And the other one wouldn't know the poison is in the wine and drink the same wine 5 months later?"
Oh my Goodness, wait 'til I tell my wife about this. We solved the case of who killed Brittany Murphy. Now, all I have to do is tell the California FBI all the circumstantial evidence that was clear and in plain sight.
-3 weeks later-
"My name is Julia Davis and I'm being targeted on Google for a murder I didn't commit."
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