Hello, before we begin the show, I'd like to thank the makers of Folgers coffee for keeping me awake long enough to finish this sequel to MAZE RUNNER.
"So, we break into the city. Which is the opposite of what we did in the last movie?"
"So, were going into that tunnel that's full of zombies. Which is the opposite of what we did in the last movie?"
"So, you want to rely on your girlfriend. That's the opposite of what we did in the last movie?"
How does this WeChat app work again? We need to talk about this MAZE RUNNER: THE DEATH CURE movie.
"Get your face out of the camera, please. I can see and hear you. Go ahead and tell me how I should write my Rotten Tomatoes review."
Did you know this movie is a series of 5 other stories we have to sit through?
"Have to sit through? You sound like you didn't like it."
No... We need to tell you first, we don't want to watch the other MAZE RUNNER movies when they come out. I didn't think it would get any worse then the second one. But, it did!
"You two didn't fall asleep again did you?"
"How do you call yourself movie reviewers for the show if you're going to sleep through the movie?"
We're suppose to be REVIEWING the movie? I thought this was a form of torture.
"Listen to me, they're going to make two more of these movies and I want you to see them. Now stop complaining."
You wasn't there! This is war we're fighting in the theater. I seen a man a die once.
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