Tuesday, January 9, 2018

"Conspiracy Theory" with Frank Finkle (STUDENT DEBT)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*

Hello, my name is Frank Finkle and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Is COLLEGE becoming both OBSOLETE and a SCAM?
My guess today is star of movies and film, Mr. Mickey Mouse!

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"Oh hi, Frank."

Why are you so down in the dumps, Mickey?


We're all in thousands and thousands of dollars in debt, Frank.
I got a Sociology degree. Goofy has a degree in Asian American studies, and Donald has a degree on Psychology.

Well, those are excellent college degrees, Donald.

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"No, they're not.
We work at an amusement park, Frank. We earn minimum wage and we'll never be able to afford to pay it off."

But, when you go to college you're suppose to get a wonderful job.



"Maybe, if you take Engineering or Computer Science or Medicine....and maybe if you live in an area that's hiring...and maybe if the woman in Human Resources likes your face and doesn't think you're some kind of creep or something."

Well, what you're saying is college IS all a sales gimmick and a waste of time and money?



"Yeah....FOOD FOOD FOOD.
Do you have any food?"

Well, I got a bunch of bagels from Maury's House of Bagels. When you think Maury's, think bagels.



"His name is Maury?"

Yes.



"No thanks...I'll wait till the cat dies."



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