Wednesday, December 13, 2017

"Conspiracy Bear" (AMERICAN BREAKFAST MAFIA)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*
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...And another thing, this breakfast cereal was a good concept, but now it's just an excuse to addict children into sugar under the disguise of vitamins and minerals.

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Just like cigarettes used to do in the 50's, they start when you're young and impressionable. Then when you get older, cereal becomes part of your life.

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Then the next thing you know, BAM! You've got diabetes and tooth decay. So, if you know what's good for 'ya, you'd leave it alone.
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"Ok, now take this show to Quaker Oats Oatmeal. We're gonna ruin the whole American breakfast mafia, see?


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