Wednesday, November 8, 2017

"Finkle Films" (THE MUMMY)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*
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These internet trolls get on my last nerve! I'm trying to write a movie review and some guy with a pirate face is making bad jokes about my mother....I hate that guy!

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Oops, the camera is on? I guess we better do our show now.

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Why did this need to happen? Who thought this was a good idea? Why did they remake THE MUMMY with Tom Cruise?
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I think I had bowel movements with more enthusiasm then this movie.
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Did you people watch it?...You did?....Then you should get your head examined.

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I don't know if Tom Cruise sexually harassed anybody in Hollywood, but I'm starting to think Tom Cruise did this movie because HE was being sexually harassed in some way.
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And the only way to keep his mouth shut was to give him creative control over a movie called THE MUMMY that had no Mummy in it.

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