"Finkle Films" (THE MUMMY)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*


These internet trolls get on my last nerve! I'm trying to write a movie review and some guy with a pirate face is making bad jokes about my mother....I hate that guy!



Oops, the camera is on? I guess we better do our show now.



Why did this need to happen? Who thought this was a good idea? Why did they remake THE MUMMY with Tom Cruise?


I think I had bowel movements with more enthusiasm then this movie.


Did you people watch it?...You did?....Then you should get your head examined.



I don't know if Tom Cruise sexually harassed anybody in Hollywood, but I'm starting to think Tom Cruise did this movie because HE was being sexually harassed in some way.


And the only way to keep his mouth shut was to give him creative control over a movie called THE MUMMY that had no Mummy in it.



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