Wednesday, November 29, 2017

"Finkle Billy (BEAUTY PAGEANTS)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*
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Welcome to the first Hologram Finkle Universe Beauty Pageant! Where everyone is a winner.

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First, let me explain the rules of our show. After pageants of the past died out after the Sexual Rights Movement of 2059, we brought them back!

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"Yes, you see...we take parents who put their children in beauty contests and we force THEM to compete for an award themselves. This is Kren Greenberg, her daughter is 3 years old."

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"This is Susan Whopper, her daughter is 12 years old."

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"And this is a new competitor, Wilma Finkle, she just started to upload pictures of her daughter 5 days ago. She is truly a favorite to win."

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You at home can judge these women by phone...but honestly we know you're judging these women on a whole other level.



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