Welcome to the first Hologram Finkle Universe Beauty Pageant! Where everyone is a winner.
First, let me explain the rules of our show. After pageants of the past died out after the Sexual Rights Movement of 2059, we brought them back!
"Yes, you see...we take parents who put their children in beauty contests and we force THEM to compete for an award themselves. This is Kren Greenberg, her daughter is 3 years old."
"This is Susan Whopper, her daughter is 12 years old."
"And this is a new competitor, Wilma Finkle, she just started to upload pictures of her daughter 5 days ago. She is truly a favorite to win."
You at home can judge these women by phone...but honestly we know you're judging these women on a whole other level.
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