Wednesday, November 1, 2017

'Conspiracy Theory" with Frank Finkle 3000 (THE 13TH FLOOR)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*
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Psst...My name is Frank Finkle 3000 and this a Conspiracy Theory.
Why don't we have a 13th Floor?
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"Honey, get up! That crazy guy is talking to you again."
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I mean, do you ever think about that? Did you know there's a special word for it? It's called Tri-Kai-Dekka-Phobia...the fear of the number 13.
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"Honey, I've gotta go to China with Lois this afternoon on the shuttle. I'll be home by dinner."
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Did you know, in China and Southeast Asia they don't fear 13, but they fear a whole different number? It's 4.
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"Honey, I'm going to need your credit card. I saw a beautiful pair of shoes and I want to buy them before they're gone."
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You see, the number 4 in their language, sounds like the word Death. So, they never use it as a custom.

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"Hi Lois, the shoes are going to cost $13.99 or $23.99. I don't know which."
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Did you know, we are actually on the 13th Floor and nobody is saying a word about it?
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"Can you turn that radio off, dear?"
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See what I mean? Your wife thinks I'm a radio. None of this makes any sense does it? 

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Odd Fact: If you count the floors that doesn't exist, The Jetsons lived on the 13th Floor.
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Oh, by the way, be sure to pick some bagels from Maury's House of Bagels....when you think bagels, think Maury.


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