Wednesday, October 3, 2018

"Conspiracy Theory" with Frank Finkle (BRETT KAVANAUGH)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*
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It's time for the Frank Finkle Show, little buddy. C'mon and let's get on the internet.

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My name is Frank Finkle, and this is my Conspiracy Theory. I know it's been awhile since our last show...Sorry about that.
Anyway, our new guest is Judge Brett Kavanaugh. Hello, Mr Kavanaugh.

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"What's that suppose to mean? I'm not drunk."
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Ah, I didn't ask a question yet, Kavanaugh.

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"Don't judge me! I like beer. What's wrong with that."
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"Look, do you want to see my calendar? I kept a calendar from 1985, because I knew somebody was going to ask me about BEER....and maybe rape allegations.

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Rape allegations?
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"If you look at the calendar, you will notice I was much too busy to rape those women. I had a very strict school and beer schedule. Look at it over there...See!"
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We don't have to ask this guy any questions, Frank?

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"Hold on, sugar tits. I ain't taking questions from women unless you answer my question first."
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This guy is an asshole.

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Get me a BEER! That's my question to you, sugar tits.
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It's a good show today. How does it end?


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