My name is Sebastian, and I am a film critic. If you don't like spoilers...go piss off. I only do spoilers, peasants!
Hi, I'm Trudy. I'm here to explain to you that Sebastian isn't as bad as he seems. He really likes doing reviews. He just has a problem talking to other people on blogs.
I was told you were serving a Denzel Washington movie. The only reason I came to this filthy theater was for Denzel Washington.
But, we gave him what we had and he understood immediately how good it was.
Oh my God! This reminds this movie now. This is BATMAN! You gave me a Batman movie.
He befriends a young ward...that was Robin!
He fights henchmen in a car...that was the Bat-mobile!
He enters a room of total strangers and starts fights...that's straight out the comic books!
He even wore a disguise to fight crime on a train going to a foreign country. That means he's rich...like Batman!
This was the most delicious movie I didn't order....Bravo, you pathetic mongrels. I enjoyed it very much.
Mr Sebastian was so happy, he ate the whole thing and gave me a handsome tip. So see, he's not as bad as he seems. Unless, it's Mel Gibson. You don't wanna know what he thinks about Australians.
Anyways, thanks for reading Sebastian's blog.
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