"Wow, is this a church? I wish they could've opened their doors for shelter before the hurricane."
That reminds me of tonight's Conspiracy Theory show. Did JOEL OSTEEN keep people out of his mega-church on purpose?
Wait just a minute, I'm a victim of misunderstanding.
"What did we misunderstand? You posted a message on Twitter YOURSELF. You put pictures of a flooded driveway YOURSELF. And when we ask you about it, you tell us the city had a place for us to go 4 miles down the road and nobody asked you to open your doors to us YOURSELF."
That's the thing you don't understand. You forgot that none of this is my fault...Praise the Lord.
"But, all of the bad press you're getting is ALL your fault."
I think I understand.
Thank you, Mr Finkle.
It's obvious to me, this man is one of those reptile people that talk radio is always going on about. That's the only way to explain your lack of human emotion.
"Hey, can you tell those armed guards to give me one of those blankets? I promise I won't steal it."
Yes, that'll be 34.99...don't blame me...the Lord charges in mysterious ways.
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