"Hello, can I speak to Frank Finkle 3000? I have a Conspiracy Theory."
What is the nature of your conspiracy?
"It's about PAID LEAVE in America. I haven't seen my parents...ever...and I think it's because they can't get to leave work for child care."
Correction: Corporations allows you to quit your job at any time.
"I don't mean quitting a job. I mean, if you adopt a child or if you're a father, you don't get to have paid leave the same as a biological parent to raise a family like they do in other countries by law."
Correction: Corporations must make a profit from your parent's labor.
"But, what's all the effort for? What's the big plan? Why should children suffer for it? I haven't seen my parents since 1963?"
Your conspiracy theory is calling America a prison colony. Are you sure you want Frank Finkle to do a blog that's unpatriotic?
"Well...yeah, I guess. Other kids get to see their parents more often."
Hey Charlie, tell the robot to send a pepperoni pizza. My dad needs a snack before his golf game.
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