Thursday, November 2, 2017

"Conspiracy Theory" with Frank Finkle 3000 (DYSTOPIAN GOVERNMENT)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*
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"Hello, is Frank Finkle 3000 there? This is Betty Rubble and I want to give the host a Conspiracy Theory."

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What is the nature of your conspiracy?

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"My conspiracy is about the Dystopian Government."

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Report please: What is a Dystopia?

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"Well, it's the opposite of a Utopia. It's when people live in such horror for horror's sake."

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Report please: What is living in horror?

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"Well, it's when we see things that are wrong and people all agree it's wrong, except for the ones responsible for making things better."

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Report please: How is that connected to government?

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"Well, take our lives for instance, I'm talking to you on a phone made out of a horn and a piece of string and I'm literally talking to a robot in an office in stead of a human."

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Report please: Are we in the same country?

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"Yes! The Flintstones and the Jetsons are in the same country. That's Dystopian government! Why don't we have the same things as the The Jetsons?"

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Correction: Those tv shows are in different time periods.

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"No we're not! I live 20 minutes from your office! We're in a Dystopian Government!

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Please calm down, ma'am. You people need to learn your place.

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"What did you say to me you robo-bitch?"

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I do not allow such language from humans. Good-bye...


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