My name is Frank Finkle and this is a Conspiracy Theory.
Is China taking over Jamaica to overthrow America in the future? My guest today is local Jamaican, Ras Tafarai.
Thanks for being on the show.
"Big up to dem boy, 'ya know! 'Ya dem wanna know dem troot 'bout dem China boy?"
I'm not sure what you just said, but I'm sure it's friendly. Now, can you tell me why do you suspect China of taking over your country?
"Dem China boys is buildin' dem hotels and roads and bring over other China boys to do all dem work in upper management. Dem real Jamaican can't have dem job?...Why?
Dem Jamaican can do more then clean and cook and mop dem floor."
That's interesting.
"Dem tell us real Jamaicans we 'ave to learn second language to get a job. Jamaicans already speak English. Dem tell us we 'ave to compete...Compete wit' who?...Canadians?"
I don't know how to answer that question.
"Come down from 'ya high horse. Do 'ya know dem charge us real Jamaicans to cross 'da road?"
They charge you to cross the road?
"Is 'dis how 'ya treat 'de people to go to work?"
Excuse me, Mr Ras Tafarai. Would you like to talk to us about your complaint?
"Yes, we would love to file a complaint."
That'll be $9.95 for a complaint fee. Pay at the desk.
My God...you better pay it, they look serious about that $9.95.
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